Friday, July 14, 2006

Tipping.

Sorry, my angst is gone. I should have posted yesterday. So for today, just a Bill Maher-style New Rule: If you make less than $8 an hour, you're not required to tip. I mean, seriously. I get the squeeze on just living -- don't make my $2 beer $3 because I know the waitress depends on it to get by.

Let's just make a pet peeve Friday. For God's sake, stop affixing the suffix -gate to the the subject of any controversy. It's not funny. It wasn't funny or clever or anything but stupid 10 or 20 years ago. It was the name of a fucking hotel; knock it off.

Now, for some things that I do like:
1. Semicolons
2. Gay dance clubs
3. Not working tomorrow

1 comment:

Elissa said...

Semicolons rock. You just have to be post-cool enough to pull them off.